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gaptoothsupremacy-deactivated20:

If you’re an AQUARIUS you need to work on that.


pettydavis:

discreetwithabellyring:

When U think about it Azealia Banks isn’t actually homophobic or racist because her brain has actually been evolved into a post-capitalism dimension, where the structures of racism and homophobia were erased. Why do you think many of her actions seem to put her own career and her profits at risk? Is this the work of an artist living under capitalism? NO

me when i press play on 212


itd-be-gay-if-you-didnt:

quoms:

The thing about Those White People Baby Names is the way they so poetically express the tension between individuality and rigid conformity. These parents all want to name their child something unique, because they value the concept of uniqueness, yet simultaneously they abhor it in practice… ergo, 30 different spelling variations on the most normative possible names. This homogeneity-masquerading-as-diversity is inseparable from capitalist consumer culture and in fact is directly analogous to the experience of walking into a grocery store and being asked to “choose” between 50 varieties of toothpaste with the same exact ingredients, 12 brands of laundry detergent, etc.

Somebody’s third eye is WIDE the fuck open??!!!!!!!


mutantapologist:

Mutant children: how come the professor lets you be here even though you’re magneto?

Magneto, having his morning cup of coffee at Xavier’s school after he and Charles made up for the 14th time:

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debrusks:

my favorite thing about retail is that you greet customers when they walk in because you are required to by your managers and they look at you like they wish you were dead


voyagerprobe:

ed sheeran didn’t HAVE to make music that slaps. and he didn’t. next question


luckylesbiano:

to the woman watching the Toxic by Britney Spears music video with no headphones in the psychiatrists waiting room: you’re the only motherfucker in this room who can handle me